A day in the life of perfume!

Author's Note: I had the idea of writing this piece because of many TV shows I've seen where there was a bad situations and the character woke up and it was all a dream. At first I was going to write about how the perfume got picked up off the shelf and take home and given to me, but then I decided to twist it up a bit and had it wake up from a dream and go on and adventure! Enjoy!

    “Nooooooooo!” I say annoyed.
    “What’s up Someday!?” Wonderstruck says.
    Before I can reply I’m lifted up and carried to the check out counter.
    “Someday! Where are you going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Wonderstruck shouts trying to talk to me.
    I open my eyes slowly and scream, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, it was all a dream! Thank God!” The store is still dark and everything is still sleeping. “Hmmmmmmmm, what to do at 4 in the morning when I have no one else to talk to” I whisper to myself. “Huh! I know!” I hop off the shelf and roam the store. First I go into Abercrombie to check if the pants and bags are up, and still no one is up. Next I check out Hollister. “Oh God!” I run out before I pass out from the obnoxious scent of too much cologne. . .  or perfume. . . or what ever it is! I hop down the seeming endless center walkway and see the escalators start to move and then from behind me a light flips on and I quick turn around to make sure it’s still safe. I here an echoing yawn coming from each store which means one thing-- the stores opening and I’m half way down the mall I’ll never get home in time! I rush down the hall and see a foot, and another foot, and another one! “Nooooooooooo!” I start to rush even faster down the hall.
    “Someday! Someday! Where are you Someday!?” I hear Wonderstruck looking for me. All of a sudden I see Wonderstruck hopping around trying to avoid people’s feet.
    “Wonderstruck! Wonderstruck! Stay there! I’m coming!” I shout.
    “Okay! Hurry! The crowd is getting huger by the minute!” Wonderstruck shouts.
    “Okay! I’ll try!” I shout trying dive-bomb the feet of all the shoppers. I finally make it home and hop on the shelf and tell my friends of my adventurous journey!