Author's Note: The reason I wrote about this is because I was reading a piece for the Modes of Literature and a joke between my mom concerning a TV line and I was just like "That's what we're writing about! I didn't want to write the same thing that I have so I made up a few songs with the lines put into them.
To the tune of Happy Birthday:
- That’s what we calls it in Lon-dan; that’s what we calls it in Lon-dan; He was like blaa, la, la, la ello love, he was all blaa, la, feelings gone!
To the tune of Row your boat:
- It’s, it’s funny cuz it is so-o gross, Wuh-pa, Left!, Pi-vot, I like your little braid!
To the tune of Twinkle Little Star:
- Sal has that nice ring of hair, Laryr has those two good hips, people over 80 don’t answer on the first ring
Other funny TV lines that are already songs:
-Hey there, Locker, filled with my books and papers, and secrets. I can’t remember your combination! 37 right, 17 left, but then what!? Am I locked out, or are you locked in!? <cymbalring>
- Zach kissed a gir-rl, Zach kissed a gir-rl, he issed a girl a female! A female! . . . Cake makes me crazy!
- Happy Hanukkah, Monica. . . May your Christmas be snowy Joey! Merry Christmas Chandler and Ross! Spin the dreidel Rachel!
- Went to the mall, sat on Santa’s lap, asked him to bring my friends all kinda crap! He said (Something, something) so just write them a song, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t sing along, (no don’t sing along) Happy Hanukkah Monica. . . Saw Santa Claus, he says hello to Ross. . . Please tell Joey! Christmas will be Snow-way-ee-ee-ee! Rachel and Chandler have a happy, <unknown whispers> -andler!
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